Weekly Roundup – MY SCHOOL BUILDING (Another Blast From the Past)

Weekly Roundup is an update on what’s going on in my world. Welcome!

In my dusty old school folder I found a poem I had turned in for an assignment. It’s written in longhand cursive (does anybody even remember what that is?), and even though it received a grade of B+, was torn in half. For some reason I changed my mind about throwing it away and kept the awful thing. Though undated, the text itself tells me it must have been written in the 8th grade. Considering the subject matter, and the humorless nuns who filled the place, it was awful ballsy of me to turn it in!

 

MY SCHOOL BUILDING

Your rugged features are frightening,

You’re ugly as can be,

I hate your personality,

I think you’ve got it out for me.

I really think you’re ignorant,

And stony-faced and cold,

You always make me say “I can’t!”,

You’re impersonal and bold.

I’ve been with you for eight long years,

And hated you all the while,

Your sickening lunches psyche me out,

They look like garbage piles.

Yeah, yeah – I know it’s wretched poetry, but the sentiment still stands! I have very few good memories from my Catholic school days – which ended up being grades 1-12. My parents thought they were doing the right thing, and who knows? Perhaps attending a public school would have been even worse than my experience at St. Albert!

By the way, I got even with the blue-haired lunch ladies in my senior year. I did a spot-on impersonation of Roseanne Roseannadanna, who reported on the awful state of things in the cafeteria. It brought down the house. HA! My best comedy performance ever! I still believe the blue hair came from the toxic food fumes and not as a result of their rinse.

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Rise of the Draman, my fantasy dragon series, is coming along nicely. Both books one and two are now available on my blog, and book three DRAGON BONDS will be featured soon! I’m already working on the next story, which will be in two parts as books four and five. If I have the funds, I will then publish all five books in one volume. Depending on sales and interest, I may write another five stories with the MC as a teen.

The next project will be a new mixed-genre series of shorts under the working title of “Curiosity Shoppe”, and I am eager to get started! I have a boatload of cool story ideas to use and it will be difficult to choose which ones make the cut.

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To celebrate my birthday (WOO HOO!), I am taking time off to enjoy a three-day weekend. Most likely, I will use it for writing and other author-related tasks. I might even get some extra sleep! My older son is sending me a gift, my younger son took me to a cool animal park last weekend, and my best friend is taking me out to dinner on July 4th. If you want to help me celebrate, gifts of cash or chocolate are always welcome!

Author: Alexander Elliott

Alexander grew up in the Midwest, was compelled to attend private school, and ended up with an eclectic career. He’s still trying to figure out what he wants to do with his life. When not working to pay the bills, he loves to read, watch Star Trek, and laugh at Calvin and Hobbs cartoons. He also enjoys long baths, country music, nature photography, cooking and keeping up with his large family. Until recently, his writing included unpublished stories, music, poetry and drama scripts. Writing his first novel in 2016 changed everything, and he struggles to balance a boatload of ideas with very little time. His favorite genres include science fiction, fantasy, paranormal and romance. The author strives to create imaginative, generally upbeat stories with happy endings, making sure the bad guys get their comeuppance. He considers reading a chance to get away from it all and invites you to join him. If you enjoy Alexander’s work, he would love to hear from you. aelliottbooks@gmail.com

5 thoughts on “Weekly Roundup – MY SCHOOL BUILDING (Another Blast From the Past)”

  1. Wow, they sent you there the whole time? Harsh, dude.

    I think public school is a mixed bag – you could end up with something good, or you can end up with absolute garbage. My elementary school, for instance, was terrible, but my high school was excellent. At least with public school you get to age up and graduate into hopefully a better situation.

    1. Some of my older siblings attended public schools for Jr. High and above, but I didn’t get that option! Most likely, it wouldn’t have been any better for me – I had a horrible time in school! Hated every last minute! I was bullied and harassed, had no real friends, and didn’t fit in. I made a quick escape after graduation and didn’t look back.

      1. I’m a big fan of school (though I’m getting damn tired of it). I’m glad you’re happy that phase of life is done! Better than being a person who regrets growing up.

  2. Well, Happy Birthday! I too, love chocolate & cash. You can’t go wrong with either! Your WIP sounds like a fun idea. I like short stories & look forward to reading them. I have been enjoying your Draman series. It’s a fun, fast read & lots of adventure. I sure hope you can get them published; they’d make a good Christmas gift for the grandkids.
    Have a great weekend & have a nice, relaxing birthday!

    1. Thank you! I’m very pleased you are enjoying my dragon stories. Not sure when I will be able to publish them, but I have to finish writing first! I plan on enjoying a quiet birthday – thanks for the well-wishes!!

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